you watch one documentary about Pearl Jam and alla sudden your iPod is on shuffle with all of their songs and yer all, “I forgot how great Pearl Jam was.” and you remember when you first saw the Jeremy video and how you thought Eddie Vedder looked like an insane middle-aged science teacher and how could your boss’s daughter think he was attractive AT ALL. 

i ate so much food yesterday it became a hangover.  to offset, today I will eat:

pear

apple

banana

cherry tomatoes

carrots 

vegetable soup

water

water

water

also, if America’s children are traumatized by MIA’s middle finger flip, then there is no hope for us.