A friend of mine asked me to be his best man more than a decade ago and the night before his wedding he asked me if he was making a mistake and I said yes. He resented me for it. They married, I avoided giving a toast, they had three kids and he took pride in defying the prediction. He pointed out how wrong I was. All. The. Time. They are getting divorced now. She has cheated on him and is into S&M. He knew she was a whore all a long, not just because I had told him the night before his wedding. (She did have nice tits once.)

He finally admitted I was right. He resents me more than ever.