June 2012
10 posts
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Hi. I promise to not play fantasy football this fall. Fantasy beisbol has taken over my life. I never work on my book or type here anymore. I used to make fun of those guys but now I am one. A sexy as fuck one but still.
We are dissolving our copywriting company. I hate it. I can’t type another word for some unseen person. Everything is gross. The last job I did, at least up until now, I...
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There is a beach but why go to the beach because it is pretty because it is nice to be on because the sand because the so much sky because the sound of waves because the sound of gulls because so many people because the sun over the so much sand and water and sky is a painting. All of these with question marks. Why not sit in the backyard if you want sun is it too boring is it a place you are...
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I am just a guy trying to type something that someone else might find interesting or useful or beautiful or tear-worthy. Plus, I want attention and respect and awe and for all my fantasy baseball teams to dominate. A writer who knows how to write sentences described his process and I might try it some time. He only cares about sentences. Like this maybe: What is with this place and leg...
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I do not have to masturbate just because I can. I do not have to
masturbate just because I can. I do not have to masturbate just because I
can. I do not have to masturbate just because I can. I do not have to
masturbate just because I can. I do not have to masturbate just because I
can. I do not have to masturbate just because I can. I do not have to
masturbate just because I can. I...
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Random childhood memory I just recalled after watching a homemade jerk off video with awesome audio: Back in the day when VCR’s didn’t exist or if they did I couldn’t use them to record the late night soft-core porn on the Starz channel because of my parents, I would use my tape recorder to tape the sex scenes and then get myself off to the audio while wearing my gigantic headphones with the curly...
Fish stick tacos are super interesting in my mouth.
Somewhere, in the wilds of Ohio, while I was eating them, Ty was rolling over in his cave.
One day Ty will cook Rotto and me a feast made for 369’s. The lobster caviar truffle Kobe beef nuggets all stuck between our teefs like mortar.
We’ll toast so many times our sleeves will need to be rung out like washcloths.
It will...
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baseball draft
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i am wearing jeans and a white wife-beater over a black bra. the person in the shower with the loud music playing does not know what i plan on doing to his dick and balls when he is done, but I will tell you if you promise not to tell him. I will do this: lick, lick, lick, suck, suck, suck, suck, lick, suck, lick, suck, suck, suck, lick, suck, et al or whatever I am supposed to say that is like...
Watchfast-machine:
the super sexy xTx reads from my story Fistful (from Fast Machine). i have such a hardon for her right now.
